No, stupid: Unintelligencer isn't just misspelling your words by randomly rearranging letters. It's much more unsophisticated than that.
Our Artificial Unintelligence™ technology uses a complex machine-assisted retardation algorithm that not only figures in common typos, misspellings, homonyms and homophones, but it also takes into account the various dialects of the internet: Trollish, Middle Low Camwhore, Emo-Faggian, Lolcat Pidgin, L33tspk, Noobian and 4chanese. Throw in some of the more common, offline dialects in there — Surfer Dude, Ebonics, Redneck, etc — and you've got yourself the lingua franca of teh intarwebz: Unintelligent.
But you can help make Unintelligencer even dumber! Suggest your favorite Unintelligent word pairing, and we might just add it to our continually de-evolving Artificial Unintelligence™ software.
(But, um…save us the hassle and make sure it's not already in there, okay? We're aiming for stupid, not needlessly repetitive.)